Sensing opportunity in sixteen for sex, Sunny Leone launches Pre school chain

In the middle of her already bright career shining in open, Sunny Leone decided to diversify. In a well managed press conference she announced her plan to launch pre-school chain. which immediately had reporters scratch their heads, even embarrassing her mentor Mr Bhatt.

“Was this sudden, or it’s a just that BPTTS (Beauty Pageant’s Temporary Teresa Syndrome)” To which she sighed multiple times sexily and gave a long pause with bright smile. Mr Bhatt chipped in saying, “It is obvious for Ms Sunny to diversify horizontally. After all we are living in a male chauvinistic society where Rishi Kapoor can still appear for his board exams but Neetu Singh is not considered even for an elder sister’s role. This sick mentality has forced our beloved Ms Sunny to plan for an alternate career. And here comes her Pre-School chain – Silent Stars”

“But why the Pre School? From ‘Adults only’ to ‘Children only’? I mean why changing focus so drastically?” Fakingnews reporter asked gulping the samosa down.

As Ms Sunny was to bite her lips again, Mr Bhatt explained “South Virginia Research Center has come out with a study proving that around 93% of Adults were child at some point in their lives, so it makes sense catching them young?”

“But since government has lowered the age for consensual sex, widening up market for your movies, why to venture into this?”

“See ours is a conservative society, parental pressure and those highly dangerous “Sanskar” etc are still holding back youths from this adventure. With enlightened people like us in their lives so early would help them break the mental blocks.”

“We have already started printing our own text books”, he said waving a think book titled – “Sans The Sanskaars”.

Ms Sunny started singing –

Twinkle Twinkle little star
Let’s forget our sanskaar
We and adults are at par
Why have to wait till Sixteen
When teacher is superstar

“For the rest of things please do not forget to collect admission cards for your children. We already received tons of applications. Remember there is no legal lowest age for pre-school” Mr Bhatt winked winding up the conference.

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